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Picture yourself lying unclad under a sheet on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As you lie there, a man in a white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then leaves.

This happens a second time. The third time this happens you say "Doctor, am I going into surgery soon?" The man replies, "Don't ask me. I'm just a painter!"